Fat Fall Friday
posted by T.R. Slyder at
3:36 PM
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Friday, July 18, 2008
See Barack's been, uhhh, braggin' about how he has two nuts....
By: T.R. Slyder
We've all seen the video. It's Hilarious. Two things that maybe are under the radar here. 1) By "black people" Jackson might mean, "me" since news surfaced a few years ago that he fathered a child out of wedlock. And 2) How come no one has been talking about the little shoulder shimmy/grunt combo he does after he says he want to cut his nuts off? It's at the 11 second mark. Watch his right shoulder. He makes a real emphatic facial gesture, shoulder shimmy and grunt combo that's akin to when you might talk about wanting to kick someone's ass you pound your fist into your open hand and maybe make some kinda grunt. It looks like he's trying to start a lawn mower. It's subtle, but don't confuse subtle with "non-awesome". Enjoy.
You can't get your Reverendship revoked for calling someone the n-word and expressing a desire to cut their nuts off? I mean, isn't part of being a reverened person like, not partaking of those things? If you threaten to cut my nuts off, do I then have to call you Reverened? Trick question, I don't have nuts! Ok, I do. But still.
We've all seen the video. It's Hilarious. Two things that maybe are under the radar here. 1) By "black people" Jackson might mean, "me" since news surfaced a few years ago that he fathered a child out of wedlock. And 2) How come no one has been talking about the little shoulder shimmy/grunt combo he does after he says he want to cut his nuts off? It's at the 11 second mark. Watch his right shoulder. He makes a real emphatic facial gesture, shoulder shimmy and grunt combo that's akin to when you might talk about wanting to kick someone's ass you pound your fist into your open hand and maybe make some kinda grunt. It looks like he's trying to start a lawn mower. It's subtle, but don't confuse subtle with "non-awesome". Enjoy.
You can't get your Reverendship revoked for calling someone the n-word and expressing a desire to cut their nuts off? I mean, isn't part of being a reverened person like, not partaking of those things? If you threaten to cut my nuts off, do I then have to call you Reverened? Trick question, I don't have nuts! Ok, I do. But still.
posted by T.R. Slyder at
1:42 AM
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Battle of awful/sweet rap songs
Here are the two contestants. Much like the 2007 NFC Championship, this one pits Chicago against New Orleans.
For the first video just fast forward to the 1:50 mark. The first 1:50 is a bunch of dudes talking in a barbershop and the acoustics are awful and you can't understand a word they are saying.
VS.
Feel free to vote in the Comments section below and why you voted for that song.
These videos exemplify my theory of absolute value in entertainment. Much like how the absolute value of -87 is 87, I think a video that's REALLY not good, is actually REALLY good. Everyone loves a few awful or campy movies, or lame country songs. My genre is crap rap. What's your guilty movie/song pleausre?
For the first video just fast forward to the 1:50 mark. The first 1:50 is a bunch of dudes talking in a barbershop and the acoustics are awful and you can't understand a word they are saying.
VS.
Feel free to vote in the Comments section below and why you voted for that song.
These videos exemplify my theory of absolute value in entertainment. Much like how the absolute value of -87 is 87, I think a video that's REALLY not good, is actually REALLY good. Everyone loves a few awful or campy movies, or lame country songs. My genre is crap rap. What's your guilty movie/song pleausre?
posted by T.R. Slyder at
9:10 PM
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Amusing Cardinals fan
By: T.R. Slyder
Even if you aren't amused by this at first, wait until the 2:30 mark where Jim Edmonds is interviewed before you make your final judgement.
(tip of the hat to http://www.desipio.com/ for running this a few weeks earlier)
Even if you aren't amused by this at first, wait until the 2:30 mark where Jim Edmonds is interviewed before you make your final judgement.
(tip of the hat to http://www.desipio.com/ for running this a few weeks earlier)
posted by T.R. Slyder at
8:58 PM
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