TOP FIVE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS of ALL-TIME
by Tello Real, mraspatello@rivalfish.com
You've seen them everywhere: in your Dentist's office, your douchebag coworker's cubicle, and even under your mom's skirt while she's robbing the Meijer's. People who buy these should be robbed of their savings accounts, and suffer identity theft and constant pornsite pop-ups for the remainder of their pathetic existence. Unless they buy these ones.....
5.
Just keep this genius insight in mind when you visit that 3rd-grade class your girlfriend teaches in the ghetto. We all know minority girls get down at a younger age.
No, it won't fill the hole in her sole. And it's going to take about three of your little guy to fill the hole in her anything.
3.
I hear this Dude has a sweet Dora the Explorer blow-up doll you little girls can play with while the little boys play a couple levels of handcuffed Gameboy.
2.
Being a bar-back to pay your way through school isn't that bad, now is it?
1.
God, will anyone ever invent a Flux Capacitor? Please?
God?
You've seen them everywhere: in your Dentist's office, your douchebag coworker's cubicle, and even under your mom's skirt while she's robbing the Meijer's. People who buy these should be robbed of their savings accounts, and suffer identity theft and constant pornsite pop-ups for the remainder of their pathetic existence. Unless they buy these ones.....
5.
Just keep this genius insight in mind when you visit that 3rd-grade class your girlfriend teaches in the ghetto. We all know minority girls get down at a younger age.
4.
No, it won't fill the hole in her sole. And it's going to take about three of your little guy to fill the hole in her anything.
3.
I hear this Dude has a sweet Dora the Explorer blow-up doll you little girls can play with while the little boys play a couple levels of handcuffed Gameboy.
2.
Being a bar-back to pay your way through school isn't that bad, now is it?
1.
God, will anyone ever invent a Flux Capacitor? Please?
God?
posted by Rival Room Editor at
8:51 AM
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