WHY IS THE JUICE STILL LOOSE?- The Angry T's Angry Thought of the Day!

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By The Angry T, anthony.guerreso@gmail.com, www.theangryt.com

What? Whhhaaatttt?

Believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, a television network has shown some dignity, even some class, in monitoring its programming.

I write constantly about disgusting and despicable acts by athletes, but this man’s actions really take the cake. If Mussolini was originally a soccer player, he would have a rival in the “World’s Most Terrible Person that happens to be an Athlete” award. Orenthal James Simpson came close to returning to television to participate in a special called, “If I Did It.” Of course, what he did was murder two people. The special was, according to The Juice, not a confession, but rather an explanation of what he would have done if he had in fact killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Smith. The old boy himself, Rupert Murdoch, cancelled the project saying, "I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project." Despite the fact that our toilets do not flush the same way, I am going to agree with ol’ Rupert.

I was also glad to see that over 12 FOX affiliates had already stated that they would not air the show. What more does O.J. need to do to make people hate him? Should he go beat up six-year-olds at the local YMCA? Should he go to a dog park and feed the puppies chocolate bars? Does he need to engineer a Social Security scam and defraud the elderly? Possibly loosen the screws on all the wheelchairs at the Special Olympics? Just one more time, think about the name, “If I Did It.” If you did kill your wife, which you actually did (ironnnnnyyyy), shouldn’t you just go and hide and stay out of the public eye? You caught a break, one which you didn’t deserve due to uninspired performances in a couple Naked Gun movies. Just go away. But no, you stay in the spotlight as much as possible. AND, and this should be in font size 56, what about your children? You have children, Juice. Children, whose mom you killed, that have to relive the saddest moment of their life with this latest media frenzy, next to the moment they realized that O.J. was their father.

In the spirit of superior FOX programming, why not make a show entitled “World’s Worst Humans.” Pit terrible people against each other, with a case being made by people wronged by the candidates, for the title of “World’s Worst Human.” We put O.J. on the show, throw him in there against Charles Manson, the Unabomber, and maybe Chris Henry. The person deemed “World’s Worst Human,” by a keypad vote of the studio audience ala America’s Funniest Home Videos, serves a lifetime sentence as musical accompaniment and sidekick on The Rosie O’Donnell Show OR death by lethal injection, their choice. Most importantly, the newly-crowned “World’s Worst Human” would be forced to carry a cell phone that says, “Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell,” in the Samuel L. Jackson voice from A Time to Kill, every time it rings. And, the cell phone number is made a matter of public record. Rupert, don’t sleep on this idea. I have a tentative meeting scheduled this week with SpikeTV. If all goes well, the show will air after Slamball in their spring lineup.