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Venus Pulls Out of US Open Because Someone Didn’t ‘Pull Out’ of Her (SL)
World Basketball Championships is No Hello Kitty in Japan (IHT)
Sprewell Chokes Woman During Sex, This Time With His Hands (Deadspin)
Looks Like Leinart Forgot to Wear His Helmet (People)
A WOMAN Ragging on the WNBA – I Love this Chick! (WND)
Jimmy Johnson Spends 4 Years Doing The Same Thing (Daily Mail)
Rudy Can’t Believe How Gay New Vince Papale Move Is (Brushback)
Jarrod Cooper Holds Raiders Tattoo Contest (Ben Maller)