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Jeff George’s Career Interception Tally To Increase Exponentially (Deadspin)
Alyssa Milano Makes Baseball Gear Look Pretty Hot (Hollywood Tuna)
British Soccer Stars Are Stealing Their Own Babies Stem Cells (UK News)
Elizabeth Is The New Sharapova, Who’s The New Kournikova (HT)
Yankees Beat Indians, Distribute Smallpox (Pulled My Groin)
The Owner (& Now Player) Of The Supersonicas Celebrates Hannukah (MSN)
Rosenhaus Signs The King As Latest Client (Ben Maller)
Mobile Phone Throwing Contest Likely To Be Next Event On ESPN (Yahoo!)
Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Running Dangerously Low On Storylines (Onion)
Hopeless Red Sox Better Start Praying For Ortiz Instead (CSTB)