Sunday, April 23, 2006

OLBERMANN V. O'REILLY CHICAGO SHOWDOWN SUNDAY UPDATE

As many of you know, last week we announced our boldest national promotion yet.

Rivalfish has invited MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann and FoxNews anchor Bill O'Reilly to fly first-class to Chicago to engage in a Factual Trivia Contest, a one-piece bathing suit beauty pageant and a Greco-Roman wrestling match to determine a victor in their ongoing media battle. We expect to hear a status update from each show's producer by tomorrow afternoon and we'll let you know here first if either anchor is willing to step out of the "safety" of the newsroom. We hope both have cajones big enough to step into a Wrigleyville bar, wearing only protective headgear and a 1970s era high school wrestling jump suit. We encourage both newsmen to bring their own footwear simply because the visual juxtaposition of sweaty nylons and high-end Mephisto wingtips will really get the crowd going. We imagine the strapping 6'4" Bill O'Reilly will look as awkward as Little Jimmy (right) in his jumpsuit. Stay tuned.


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